Just outside of Dollywood is a relatively nondescript building squished between many other independently operated tourist traps and minor amusement park attractions. Out of all of these offerings for family vacationers though, the Jurassic Jungle Boat Ride seems to be particularly infamous among theme park enthusiasts.
This ride has often been touted among thrill seekers and ride enthusiasts as one of the worst attractions in the country. One of the first things one would see upon approaching the Jurassic Jungle Boat Ride is actually a small crowd waiting in the queue to get on the ride — however, this is an illusion, as these are instead mannequins set up outside the load station to give the appearance of a crowd.
Once guests load into the boat and venture inside the building, a world of pitch darkness and spotlit, horrifying, decrepit dinosaur animatronics awaits them. Most of the sets, effects, and animatronics inside of the ride have seen much better days, and the building is full of ear-splitting dinosaur shrieks and the squeaking of the hinges in the animatronic mechanisms. Effects and animatronics work inconsistently, and much of the ride occurs in complete darkness. It’ll currently set you back $19.99 + tax for one adult ticket, but at least the ride lasts about ten minutes. That might just because of how slow the boat moves though.
The Jurassic Jungle Boat Ride is a unique testament to the American tourist trap. A truly run-down, overpriced, and unsettling experience, it is an absolute joy for anyone who loves theme park attractions and so-bad-it’s-good experiences.
Source: www.atlasobscura.com
